Scientists just announced a once-in-a-millennium discovery: due to a sudden shift in Earth’s rotation speed, the planet will now complete its orbit around the sun in just 11 months. 🌞🕒
After an emergency meeting, world governments, the UN, and even the Pope 🧑⚖️⛪ came together and agreed on a drastic solution: to keep the seasons aligned, one month must be removed from the calendar.
After long debates (and probably a few coffee-fueled arguments), a consensus was reached... May is getting the boot. ❌🗓️
I know this may come as a shock to some—especially those who claim May as their personal birthday season (yes, you 👀🎉). But don’t worry, experts confirmed it’s nothing personal. It’s purely orbital. 🪐
So next year, your birthday month has been... cancelled postponed indefinitely. 😅
Better start planning for June! 🎂🌼🎈